Part Two of the sleaziness!
So after many emails back and forth the madam (haha) tells me that she has scheduled a photo shoot for her fellas. She wanted to know if I could attend the shoot over the weekend and left me her phone number to contact her.
I toyed with the idea in my head. Should I call? Am I even boy toy material? Does all this studliness (jk) carry a price tag?
So tonight after a very late frat party with all the guys and the many many girls I decide to give her call. Just to see whats up. I mean I did promise you guys an article didnt I?
I dial the number and after a few rings a young female voice answers. This is a girl in her twenties I immediately recognize. Here's the conversation:
Madam: Hello
djplay: Hi
Madam: Yes? Who is this?
djplay: Ummmm I'm Studd McStuddly
Madam: I'm sorry but I get a lot of calls a day can you give me a little bit more information on how you know me?
djplay: Actually you contacted me. My email address is blah blah blah.
Madam: Oh yes yes. So I'm sure you have a lot of questions and I wanted to know how much of an interest do you have?
djplay: Lets just say, I'm curious.
Madam: Okay okay. Well what would you like to know?
djplay: What should I know? I mean like what's involved? How much pay do I get?
Madam: Well I hire you out as an escort to my clients. The pay is very very good. I take 50% of the proceeds as my fee. The pay ranges from 100 - 500 dollars an hour depending on the client and the escort. What extent you may go to on the appointments is up to you. I am fully legitimate now I have a business license. So I can now advertise my business through the internet and print ads in order to draw in clients. I am looking for 5 of each type of ethnic background such as blacks, whites, hispanics, and asians.
djplay: Okay so why the interest in me then?
Madam: I feel that you have a lot of qualities that women are looking for and are willing to pay for your type of company.
djplay: (gag) Oh okay that...makes sense I suppose. Ummm how did you get into this line of work?
Madam: Well I've worked(actually I think she used the word "nailed" instead of "worked") in many different cities such as Hawaii and New York and LA. My mentor has left for more legitimate business and is making 7 figures (whoa!). I carry a masters in HR management at xxxx and a BA in bio/ps from xxx.
djplay: How long have you been doing this?
Madam: 3 months now. I have 2 very well established clients and 2 that ask for business now and then (she called it business haha). They have their favorites already but I expect my client roster to expand now that I have legitimized and advertise.
djplay: What type of clients are these?
Madam: Mostly women that, well I even have a med student from xxx that receives business from me. Of course she requests it according to her schedule with exams and such.
djplay: Okay well I guess we should meet that way you can see if I'm *ahem* capable of the job.
Madam: Great etc. etc.
Oh man! I'm gonna be a call guy! Hahaha. Dammit the things I do in the name of journalism and entertainment! Stay tuned!
