Living in fear of ones safety goes against everything man believes in, while at the same time holding back one's rights to freedom and thinking with reason by changing ones thoughts to put his safety first before reason. Crime rates in the neighborhood across from where I (clay) live rose last month to an incredible 2 arrests per week...think about how much crime has to be committed to require that many arrests. Houses and cars being broken into and vandalized, people being robbed and attacked, it was not a safe place to live anymore, something had to be done to protect our safety to protect our freedom. A new crime fighter had to be born, something that would strike fear in any criminal.

If one looks up the definition of the word ninja in the dictionary, he would see that it is a member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage. Covert operations such as ... the cleaning up of a neighborhood ravaged by ruffians... Some of the people of my neighborhood sat down and had a crime watch meeting, in this meeting we made a special task force consisting of 4 members, all highly trained in the martial arts, each having his own extended skill with a weapon of his choice. No these men were not pizza loving green reptiles with large shells, and did not have the names of old english artists.

So far, we have not seen ONE crime in this neighborhood since we made an example of this miscreant...I strongly suggest Ninja Drive-bys to anyone who is having trouble in their neighborhood, and if you are having trouble putting together your own organization, please contact me (clay) on your GalantSpeed Message board, to further your knowledge of the ninja ways...

......ps.....and even if there isnt crime, just kick someones ass please, do it for the team!